Your Age is High Birthday Card
Available in stock (108)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Maximize Retail Engagement with Counter-Culture Stationery
Modern consumers are increasingly moving away from the predictable, over-sentimentalized birthday cards found on mass-market drugstore racks. The Your Age Is High Birthday Card is a strategic inventory addition for retailers looking to capture the attention of a demographic that values sharp, relatable humor. Featuring a distinct graphic style that leans into stoner-culture irony, this card functions as a high-turnover impulse buy. Whether your shop is a boutique for the misunderstood, a niche gift space, or a curated lifestyle gallery, this item provides an immediate visual draw. By stocking inventory that acknowledges the lighter, more unfiltered side of the aging process, you position your retail business as a destination for authentic wares that actually have a recognizable personality.
Professional Build Quality for High-Volume Display
The success of your stationery department is directly tied to the tactile experience of the product. We produce our cards on heavyweight premium luster greeting card stock, providing a physical thickness and a refined finish that holds up under intense store lighting. This 5x7 wholesale birthday card is engineered to maintain its structural integrity and visual clarity even after significant customer handling on a retail rack. The high-contrast design ensures the message is legible from a distance, effectively pulling foot traffic toward your paper goods section. At Shady Front, we prioritize material excellence, allowing your business to command a better retail price point while securing the healthy margins necessary for consistent growth. Moving away from flimsy bulk goods toward substantial, well-crafted stationery is a proven strategy for increasing overall customer satisfaction.
Seamless Integration Into Your Shop’s Catalog
Fulfillment and functionality are at the core of our wholesale operations. Each card measures 5x7 inches, fitting standard A7 display fixtures perfectly, and comes with a matching white envelope for a complete, retail-ready package. We also offer **Retail Ready Packaging** options, featuring the card and envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for immediate shelf display. The interior is left entirely blank, a strategic choice that allows your customers to tailor the message to their specific dynamic—from a detailed letter of support to a quick, blunt joke. This versatility reduces the risk of seasonal dead-stock and ensures the card remains a viable purchase throughout the year. Shady Front handles fulfillment with precision, ensuring every order is quality-checked and shipped promptly from our facility in Brick, NJ. Upgrade your inventory with wholesale gear that actually speaks the language of the street.
Product Specifications for Wholesale Partners
- Product Category: Wholesale Humorous & Milestone Stationery
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 retail sizing)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster photo paper
- Interior: Entirely blank for total consumer customization
- Packaging Options: Card/Envelope only or Retail Ready Cellophane
- Wholesale Value: Competitive pricing for high retail margins
- Fulfillment: Inspected and shipped fast from our warehouse
About Shady Front Wholesale
About Shady Front Wholesale
Partnering with Authenticity: The Shady Front Story
Shady Front is a premier wholesaler of original brands and unique products, built for retailers who refuse to settle for the status quo. We meticulously curate our inventory to ensure you have access to the coolest wares on the market, moving beyond the generic limitations of mass-market bulk goods.
Our mission is to bridge the gap between high-volume supply and authentic craftsmanship. We believe that your business deserves a higher level of attention, which is why we prioritize personalized service and reliable fulfillment. When you partner with us, you aren't just stocking shelves; you are investing in a catalog defined by character and quality.
Our Wholesale Offerings
We provide a diverse range of counter-culture and niche market goods designed to be high-margin "conversation starters" for your retail space.
Premium Apparel & Streetwear
Bold, screen-printed designs and high-quality garments that resonate with subculture audiences.
Curated Pins, Patches & Flair
Detailed, collectible accessories ranging from horror-themed designs to snarky social commentary.
Unique Housewares & Decor
Statement-making mugs, doormats, and lifestyle goods that your customers won't find in big-box stores.
Alternative Stationery & Art Prints
High-fidelity 11x17 posters and greeting cards featuring cult-classic films and vintage aesthetics.
Lifestyle & Smoking Accessories
Custom lighters and unique wares that add a distinct edge to your point-of-purchase displays.
Why Shady Front?
At Shady Front, every product and every brand we represent is as unique as your business. We supply those who want more than mass-market bulk goods and instead demand a higher level of authenticity. Join our network of retail partners and elevate your inventory with products that truly stand out.
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Shipping & Rerturns
Shipping & Rerturns
RETURNS
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase we will gladly offer you a refund for your items minus the shipping costs. If something is wrong with the order (wrong order received / wrong size received / basically our fault) PLEASE CONTACT US right away. We will send you a replacement item immediately and cover shipping costs both ways. We do our best to avoid these errors but please be patient with us if we've made a mistake with your order.
RETURN / EXCHANGE INSTRUCTIONS
Refunds can be processed up to 30 days after receipt of payment. After 30 days, items can be returned for a store credit for the original value of the purchased item.
PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE ALL INFO INSIDE RETURN PACKAGE FOR QUICKER PROCESSING:
1) FULL NAME
2) RETURN ADDRESS
3) EMAIL
5) REPLACEMENT DESIGN/SIZE/STYLE/COLOR NEEDED or REFUND request
6) *INTERNATIONAL Customers* Please contact us regarding return postage costs
Send to:
Shady Front Holdings
1121 Industrial Parkway
UNIT D
BRICK , NJ 08724
Be sure to check for any discrepancies or defects prior to wearing/using your item.
WE DO NOT REFUND SHIPPING costs for any returned merchandise.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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How long does it take to process an order?
How long does it take to process an order?
Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You will receive a confirmation email with tracking details once your order has been shipped. Please note that processing times may be slightly longer during high-demand periods or sales events.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer international shipping to most countries. Shipping rates and delivery times vary depending on the destination. Any applicable customs duties or taxes will be the responsibility of the recipient.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. To be eligible, items must be unused, in their original packaging, and accompanied by proof of purchase. If the item is faulty or damaged, we will cover the return shipping and provide a replacement or full refund.
What are your sizing options?
What are your sizing options?
This product does not require sizing. However, if you’re shopping for wearables or accessories on our store, detailed size charts are available on each product page to help you find the perfect fit.
