Your Age is High Birthday Card
Available in stock (55)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Your Age is High Birthday Card: Wholesale Pop Culture Humor Stationery
Deliver top-shelf meme comedy and hip-hop nostalgia to your stationery racks with the Your Age is High Birthday Card. Capturing viral internet humor, this hilarious card plays on the universal struggle of aging denial: "YOU: TRYING TO THINK YOU'RE NOT THAT OLD / YOUR AGE:" paired with an iconic portrait of Snoop Dogg blissfully puffing away. Blending 420 culture, legendary West Coast rap vibes, and relatable milestone aging humor, it drives unstoppable impulse sales across dispensary gift sections, smoke shops, college-town boutiques, and novelty gift displays.
Help retail customers skip sterile, generic birthday greetings in favor of laugh-out-loud pop culture gold. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for crisp photo reproduction and lasting shelf durability. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten roasts or celebratory messages, and every card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for rapid turn rates and high wholesale margins, it fits seamlessly into spinner racks, countertop carousels, and register checkout displays.
Wholesale Novelty Birthday Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Smoke shops, dispensaries, gift boutiques, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
