You Are the Sh-t Greeting Card
Available in stock (45)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
You Are the Sh--it Greeting Card: Wholesale Funny Cat Stationery
Drive high-margin impulse sales and maximize your register counter revenue with the premium wholesale You Are the Sh--it Greeting Card from Shady Front. Excellently tailored for independent paperie shops, boutique gift stores, and novelty stationery distributors, this hilarious friendship encouragement card capitalizes on the massive consumer demand for playful pet-themed humor and retro design trends. It provides an eye-catching point-of-purchase display piece that instantly captures shopper attention, making it a seamless, high-value add-on item for retail patrons celebrating milestones, accomplishments, or simply sharing an unforgettable bold compliment.
The front showcases an intricately detailed, mid-century modern style illustration of a charming striped tabby cat stepping proudly inside a bright blue litter box. Set against a vintage cream backdrop with a teal geometric checkerboard floor, the nostalgic scene is beautifully accented by a retro atomic potted plant and framed starburst wall art. A decorative scroll flourish and a mini crimson heart frame the bold typography across the top, delivering the ultimate funny praise. Printed on durable, heavyweight cardstock, this premium greeting card ensures exceptional shelf presence to spark rapid inventory turnover and frequent retail bulk reorders.
You Are the Sh--it Greeting Card Specifications
- Product Type: Wholesale Humorous Greeting Card
- Material Construction: Premium Heavyweight Cardstock Stock
- Design Features: Mid-Century Modern Illustration, Retro Starburst Accents & Blank Interior
- Included Elements: Matching Envelope & Clean Fold Structure
- Target Retailers: Gift Shops, Stationery Boutiques, Checkout Counter Displays
About Shady Front Wholesale
About Shady Front Wholesale
Partnering with Authenticity: The Shady Front Story
Shady Front is a premier wholesaler of original brands and unique products, built for retailers who refuse to settle for the status quo. We meticulously curate our inventory to ensure you have access to the coolest wares on the market, moving beyond the generic limitations of mass-market bulk goods.
Our mission is to bridge the gap between high-volume supply and authentic craftsmanship. We believe that your business deserves a higher level of attention, which is why we prioritize personalized service and reliable fulfillment. When you partner with us, you aren't just stocking shelves; you are investing in a catalog defined by character and quality.
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We provide a diverse range of counter-culture and niche market goods designed to be high-margin "conversation starters" for your retail space.
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Shipping & Rerturns
Shipping & Rerturns
RETURNS
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase we will gladly offer you a refund for your items minus the shipping costs. If something is wrong with the order (wrong order received / wrong size received / basically our fault) PLEASE CONTACT US right away. We will send you a replacement item immediately and cover shipping costs both ways. We do our best to avoid these errors but please be patient with us if we've made a mistake with your order.
RETURN / EXCHANGE INSTRUCTIONS
Refunds can be processed up to 30 days after receipt of payment. After 30 days, items can be returned for a store credit for the original value of the purchased item.
PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE ALL INFO INSIDE RETURN PACKAGE FOR QUICKER PROCESSING:
1) FULL NAME
2) RETURN ADDRESS
3) EMAIL
5) REPLACEMENT DESIGN/SIZE/STYLE/COLOR NEEDED or REFUND request
6) *INTERNATIONAL Customers* Please contact us regarding return postage costs
Send to:
Shady Front Holdings
1121 Industrial Parkway
UNIT D
BRICK , NJ 08724
Be sure to check for any discrepancies or defects prior to wearing/using your item.
WE DO NOT REFUND SHIPPING costs for any returned merchandise.
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How long does it take to process an order?
How long does it take to process an order?
Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You will receive a confirmation email with tracking details once your order has been shipped. Please note that processing times may be slightly longer during high-demand periods or sales events.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer international shipping to most countries. Shipping rates and delivery times vary depending on the destination. Any applicable customs duties or taxes will be the responsibility of the recipient.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. To be eligible, items must be unused, in their original packaging, and accompanied by proof of purchase. If the item is faulty or damaged, we will cover the return shipping and provide a replacement or full refund.
What are your sizing options?
What are your sizing options?
This product does not require sizing. However, if you’re shopping for wearables or accessories on our store, detailed size charts are available on each product page to help you find the perfect fit.


