You Ain't Getting Sh-t Christmas Card
Available in stock (55)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
You Ain't Getting Sh--t Christmas Card: Wholesale Holiday Humor Stationery
Deliver bold comedic truth and festive disrespect to your seasonal stationery section with the You Ain't Getting Sh--t Christmas Card. Perfectly subverting holiday cheer for anyone on the permanent naughty list, this hilarious card features a classic, vintage-style Santa Claus giving a knowing wink beside glowing candles and festive ornaments, punctuated by the blunt declaration: "YOU AIN'T GETTIN' SH--T." It delivers immediate impulse laughs for shoppers looking for coworker white elephant gifts, playful sibling roasts, or cynical holiday humor.
Help retail customers skip mass-produced holiday boredom in favor of laugh-out-loud comedy that commands attention on the mantel. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich color depth and lasting counter durability. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten roasts or holiday greetings, and every card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high wholesale margins and rapid Q4 turnover, it fits effortlessly into vertical spinner racks, countertop carousels, and register checkout displays.
Wholesale Funny Christmas Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, holiday pop-ups, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
