Wishing You a Wonderful Anniversary Birthday Card

Wishing You a Wonderful Day on the Anniversary of Your Vaginal Descent Card: Wholesale Adult Birthday Stationery

Deliver laugh-out-loud shock value to your stationery displays with the Wishing You a Wonderful Day on the Anniversary of Your Vaginal Descent Birthday Card. Hilariously subverting traditional birthday sentimentality, this card pairs blunt anatomical humor with classic celebration graphics—complete with colorful balloons, wrapped presents, party hats, streamers, and a glowing birthday cake. Perfect for best friends, siblings, and coworkers who appreciate adult humor, it commands immediate impulse attention at checkout.

Help retail shoppers skip generic greeting cards in favor of unforgettable comedy. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for brilliant color saturation and lasting counter durability. Blank inside for personalized roasts or congratulations, each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Designed for strong wholesale margins and fast turnover, it fits effortlessly into vertical card spinners, countertop displays, and register racks.

Wholesale Novelty Birthday Card Specifications

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
• Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Includes: Matching mailing envelope
• Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
• Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores

Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)

Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)

Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction

Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing

Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures