Pretend It's Christmasy Christmas Card
Available in stock (62)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Pretend It's Christmasy Sarcastic Christmas Card: Vintage Holiday Greeting Stationery
The Wholesale Pretend It's Christmasy Christmas Card is a 5x7 collectible retro humor greeting card featuring elaborate Victorian carnival typography, engineered for wholesale stationery racks and impulse registers in gift boutiques, bookstores, and novelty shops. Styled like an antique mercantile sign with festive holly borders and banners, this card delivers the ultimate deadpan seasonal greeting: "Pretend This Card Says Something Christmasy, Or Don't, I Don't Really Give A F--k." Designed for retail shoppers exhausted by sugary holiday tropes, it offers an unapologetically hilarious, low-effort seasonal sentiment that commands attention and drives instant card-rack add-ons.
Professionally printed on heavy premium luster cardstock, each folded card delivers rich crimson and forest green tones, razor-sharp lettering, and a smooth semi-gloss finish that withstands frequent customer browsing. The standard 5x7-inch format includes an uncoated blank interior ready for custom handwritten notes and comes complete with a matching paper mailing envelope for retail-ready convenience. Sized to integrate seamlessly into commercial card spinner pockets, tabletop displays, and counter easels, this high-margin comedic staple drives effortless seasonal turnover for B2B stockists throughout the holiday rush.
Funny Holiday Cards & Sarcastic Christmas Stationery Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Stock: Premium luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Theme: Sarcastic holiday humor, anti-holiday, adult comedy
- Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 card spinner racks and counter displays
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
