Humans Aren't Alien Real Patch
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Product Description
Product Description
Humans Aren't Real Patch: Wholesale Alien Sci-Fi Embroidered Applique
The Humans Aren't Real Patch from Shady Front is a 2.5" x 4" wholesale embroidered iron-on applique featuring a bright green extraterrestrial bust above dripping slime typography reading "HUMANS AREN'T REAL" on durable black twill with a merrowed border and commercial heat-seal backing engineered for denim jackets, vests, trucker hats, backpacks, and countertop retail displays. Subverting classic sci-fi lore with dry existential humor, this vibrant pop-culture emblem appeals directly to alternative shoppers, festivalgoers, and alien enthusiasts. Its glowing neon threadwork and purple drips command attention on apparel spinner racks, creating an effortless checkout register impulse buy that drives quick add-on volume.
Built with premium colorfast polyester threads, this rugged stitched badge withstands repeated washing, intense sun, and heavy wear without fraying or fading. The industrial adhesive layer enables rapid heat-press bonding or perimeter sewing, providing your business with a dependable novelty accessory that yields steady wholesale profit margins all year.
Sci-Fi Alien Embroidered Patch Specifications
- Dimensions: 2.5" x 4"
- Material: Embroidered polyester on twill
- Border: Merrowed edge
- Backing: Heat-seal iron-on / sew-on
- Application: Jackets, vests, hats, and backpacks
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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