Humans Aren't Real Alien Air Freshener
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Product Description
Product Description
Humans Aren't Real Alien Air Freshener: Wholesale Neon Slime Sci-Fi Car Scent Card
The Humans Aren't Real Alien Air Freshener from Shady Front is a 2.5" x 4" wholesale die-cut hanging scent card featuring a smiling green extraterrestrial bust above dripping neon slime typography reading "HUMANS AREN'T REAL" with purple droplets and an elastic cord, engineered for rearview mirrors, lockers, closets, boutiques, and point-of-sale displays. Flipping classic sci-fi conspiracy lore into cheeky existential comedy, this electric lime, violet, and jet-black illustration connects with UFO fans, festivalgoers, and novelty shoppers. Its melting silhouette stands out sharply on peg hooks and countertop spinner racks, creating an effortless register add-on buy that accelerates store inventory turnover.
Infused with long-lasting fragrance oils on absorbent high-density cotton blotter board, this dual-sided deodorizer refreshes vehicle interiors and compact spaces cleanly. Every unit arrives individually sealed in clear cello packaging to lock in aroma potency, providing your business with a turnkey impulse item yielding steady wholesale profit margins all year.
Sci-Fi Neon Slime Alien Air Freshener Specifications
- Dimensions: 2.5" x 4" (Custom die-cut silhouette)
- Artwork: Smiling neon green alien bust with dripping slime typography reading "HUMANS AREN'T REAL" and purple droplets
- Material: High-density absorbent cotton blotter board
- Printing: Full-color dual-sided print
- Attachment: Pre-strung black elastic hanging cord
- Packaging: Individually sealed in airtight clear cello sleeve
- Application: Car rearview mirrors, lockers, closets, comic shops, and checkout displays
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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