What's Up B-tches Christmas Card
Available in stock (81)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
What's Up B--tches Christmas Card: Wholesale Holiday Humor Stationery
Deliver bold holiday attitude and retro swagger to your seasonal gift displays with the What's Up B--tches Christmas Card. Bringing a laugh-out-loud irreverent twist to classic festive imagery, this card showcases a cheerful, vintage-style Santa Claus boldly surfing forward on an ornate wooden sleigh loaded with presents beneath a starry winter sky, punctuated by the greeting: "WHAT'S UP B--TCHES." It delivers unstoppable impulse laughs for holiday party hosts, white elephant gift exchanges, and close friend groups.
Help retail customers skip traditional, boring holiday cards in favor of standout comedy that demands attention on the mantel. Measuring standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for brilliant color fidelity and lasting counter durability. Blank inside for personalized holiday messages or playful roasts, each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for rapid fourth-quarter inventory turnover and strong wholesale profit margins, it fits seamlessly into vertical spinner racks and checkout fixtures.
Wholesale Funny Christmas Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, holiday pop-ups, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
