We're Going to Die of Dysentery "Oregon Trail" Enamel Pin
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Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Oregon Trail Dysentery Pin: Retro 8-Bit Gaming Enamel Badge
The Wholesale We're Going to Die of Dysentery Enamel Pin is a 1-inch collectible retro gaming lapel pin showcasing vintage 8-bit pixel art inspired by the classic classroom computer game, designed for impulse checkout displays in comic book shops, arcade bars, retro lounges, and quirky novelty boutiques. Recreating early computing aesthetics with glowing terminal-green pixel lettering beneath a stark white pixelated covered wagon and ox, this rectangular emblem immortalizes everyone's favorite pioneer doom scenario. Merging dark survival humor with cherished 1980s and 1990s edutainment nostalgia, this witty pop-culture keepsake draws immediate recognition from Millennial and Gen-X gamers seeking quirky wearable flair.
Engineered from durable die-cast metal alloy with vibrant gloss enamel fills, the smooth front panel delivers crisp, scratch-resistant contrast built for everyday wear. Every pin arrives individually sealed in a clear protective cellophane sleeve without bulky backing cards, allowing retailers to dump inventory straight into acrylic counter trays, register bowls, or tabletop display bins. Anchored by a reliable clutch backing that prevents pivoting, it mounts cleanly onto canvas messenger satchels, laptop sleeves, denim vests, and convention lanyards to provide stockists with an effortless high-margin impulse seller.
Retro Gaming Pins & Oregon Trail Dysentery Badge Specifications
- Dimensions: 1" Width
- Base Material: Die-cast metal alloy
- Finish: High-contrast black, white, and CRT-green enamel with raised black plating
- Packaging: Individually sealed in clear cello sleeves (cardless bulk format)
- Fastener: Firm clutch backing with anti-spin pin post
- Design: 8-bit pixel art covered wagon and ox with retro green game text
- Suggested Surfaces: Laptop satchels, denim jackets, convention lanyards, backpacks, beanies
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Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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