Well Well Well If It Isn't the Consequences Patch
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Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Consequences of My Own Actions Patch: Retro Sarcastic Embroidery
Turn self-inflicted chaos into a top-selling retail display item. The Wholesale Consequences of My Own Actions Patch renders the internet's favorite self-deprecating meme in bold, 1970s-style retro typography. Featuring stacked "WELL WELL WELL" text in vibrant burnt orange alongside tan "IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS" lettering against a sleek black canvas, this 2.5" x 3.5" custom-shaped patch grabs immediate attention on pegboards and counter display bins. It acts as an irresistible impulse buy for sarcastic shoppers, meme lovers, and alternative accessory collectors.
Constructed with high-density polyester thread stitching and a clean black border, this custom-die-cut patch provides tactile texture and long-lasting durability against wear and fraying. Equipped with a heavy-duty heat-seal backing, it enables store patrons to easily iron it onto denim jackets, backpacks, canvas tote bags, hats, and vests, while also supporting traditional sew-on placement for heavy gear. Add this highly relatable sarcastic meme patch to your wholesale order to drive fast register turnover and boost profit margins.
Technical Specifications
- Product Type: Custom-shaped embroidered patch
- Dimensions: 2.5" x 3.5"
- Material Composition: High-density polyester thread with heavy-duty heat-seal backing
- Graphic Design: Retro 1970s stacked typography featuring "WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS" in burnt orange and tan on black
- Application Utility: Iron-on or sew-on attachment for denim jackets, backpacks, hats, tote bags, vests, and retail impulse displays
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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