This Too Shall Pass But Holy F--k Greeting Card
Available in stock (464)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
This Too Shall Pass But Holy F--k Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Encouragement Stationery
Deliver hilarious perspective and unvarnished emotional support with the This Too Shall Pass But Holy F--k Greeting Card. Satirizing traditional needlepoint samplers, this cheeky design features faux blue cross-stitch embroidery reading "THIS TOO SHALL PASS, BUT, LIKE, HOLY F--K" framed by an ornate embroidered floral border on a textured linen background. Blending wholesome vintage craft aesthetics with modern existential humor, it delivers irresistible impulse appeal for shoppers searching for authentic sympathy, stress relief, and get-well encouragement.
Help retail customers skip sterile, generic greeting cards in favor of laugh-out-loud relatable truth. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for crisp typographic detail and durable counter life. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten messages, venting, or solidarity, and every card comes paired with a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high wholesale margins and fast turn rates, it fits seamlessly into vertical spinner racks, countertop displays, and register fixtures.
Wholesale Novelty Encouragement Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
