Tax This D-ck Flag
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Product Description
Product Description
Tax This D--k Flag: Wholesale Subversive Novelty Wall Banner
Deliver unapologetic historical satire and bold counterculture edge to your retail displays with the Tax This D--k Flag. Pairing a classic oil portrait of Founding Father Benjamin Franklin with an irreverent, famously fabricated quote, this satirical display banner turns colonial imagery into high-impact comedic commentary. Designed specifically for independent smoke shops, alternative boutiques, college-town gift stores, and novelty retailers, it represents an essential piece of wholesale political satire decor and funny novelty wall art engineered to capture immediate eye-level attention and prompt fast checkout-counter impulse buys.
Constructed from durable, lightweight polyester, each banner is engineered for vibrant indoor display and smooth outdoor drape. Measuring a compact, high-demand 3' x 2', it features reinforced double-stitched outer hems for fray resistance, heavy-duty white header tape, and dual rust-resistant brass grommets for quick hanging on walls, rafters, or display racks. Hand-inspected and processed at our Brick, New Jersey headquarters, each unit utilizes high-definition sublimation printing to ensure razor-sharp typography and rich portrait contrast that will not peel or fade over time.
Whether your customers are outfitting a garage workshop, accessorizing a college dorm, or shopping for a hilarious funny gag gift for an outspoken friend, this irreverent parody piece converts casual foot traffic into repeat sales. Stocking this high-visibility banner provides independent accounts with dependable sell-through, strong retail profit margins, and reliable inventory turnover throughout every season.
Tax This D--k Novelty Wall Flag Specifications
- Dimensions: 3' x 2' (36" x 24")
- Product Type: Wholesale novelty wall flag / satirical display banner
- Material: 100% durable lightweight polyester
- Hardware: Dual rust-resistant brass grommets with reinforced header tape
- Hemming: Double-stitched perimeter edges for fray resistance
- Care Instructions: Hand wash cold, hang dry
- Processing: Quality inspected in Brick, New Jersey
- Theme: Benjamin Franklin satire / historical parody / tax rebellion humor / subversive novelty wall decor
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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