Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card

Wholesale Magnificent Bastard Card: Newsman Parody Greeting Stationery Style

Boost your retail store selection with the official Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card from Shady Front. Tailored completely for premium boutique owners looking to stock lucrative novelty products, this funny greeting card features an immediate striking shelf presence that drives profitable wholesale impulse buys from classic movie comedy fans.

The highly detailed graphic layout showcases a memorable retro news anchor illustration paired with legendary birthday typography reading cleanly. This premium stationery piece delivers long lasting durable cardstock construction, making it an excellent wholesale resale inventory addition. Offer your shop customers a classic comedic gift providing outstanding commercial market value for store owners today.

Official Wholesale Stationery Specifications List

• Product Type: Premium Novelty Greeting Card Item
• Dimensions Profile: Standard 5"x7" Folded Size
• Material Grade: Heavy Cardstock Base
• Included Element: Kraft Envelope Pack
• Design Theme Profile: Ron Burgundy Movie Parody Humor Style

Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)

Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)

Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")

Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction

Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing

Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures