Oregon Trail "Going to Die of Dysentery" Room Keychain
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Oregon Trail Dysentery Wholesale Keychain: Retro Gaming Humor
Tap into nostalgic retro gaming culture and drive point-of-purchase impulse sales with the Oregon Trail Dysentery Keychain from Shady Front. Combining the legendary computer game punchline with a classic pop culture phrase, this vintage hotel key tag displays a crisp white covered wagon graphic on a premium dark green base. It serves as an exceptional high-margin novelty item for alternative gift shops, comic stores, and checkout counter displays looking for rapid retail turnover.
Molded from heavy-duty, lightweight plastic hardware, this durable key tag is built to withstand daily use. It features a sturdy metal split ring for effortless attachment to car keys, lanyards, or backpacks. The high-contrast aesthetic ensures excellent visibility on countertop display trees, driving easy add-on revenue at checkout.
Oregon Trail Dysentery Keychain Specs
- Dimensions: 3.5" x 2" Vintage Layout
- Layout: Retro Motel Key Tag Silhouette
- Subject: Retro Gaming Covered Wagon Parody Graphic
- Material: Heavy-Duty Lightweight Molded Plastic Hardware
- Attachment: Durable Silver Metal Split Key Ring Fastener
- Presentation: Retail-Ready for Counter Displays or Pegboard Hooks
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Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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