My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Patch
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Product Description
Product Description
My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Patch: Wholesale Satirical Embroidered Applique
The My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Patch is a wholesale 3" x 3" embroidered iron-on patch designed for gift shops, alternative boutiques, and novelty retailers seeking high-margin satirical meme impulse merchandise. Featuring a tearful dog in a cowboy hat playing an accordion beneath the distressed headline “MY STOMACH HURTS AND I’M MAD AT THE GOVERNMENT,” this design taps into relatable existential angst and chaotic internet humor. Perfect for anyone ready to howl like a dog and play sad accordion music, this darkly comedic accessory unites tummy troubles with everyday anti-establishment fatigue. It gives retail shoppers an unforgettable conversation starter for customizing denim jackets, vests, tote bags, and backpacks.
Crafted with dense, high-contrast embroidery and a heat-activated iron-on adhesive backing, this square applique ensures effortless fabric application and long-lasting durability. Its compact 3" x 3" profile displays cleanly across retail peg hooks, counter spinner racks, and checkout cash wraps, providing wholesale stockists with strong profit margins and rapid inventory turnover.
Wholesale Satirical Novelty Embroidered Patch Specifications
- Product: Embroidered novelty patch / iron-on applique
- Dimensions: Approximately 3" W x 3" H
- Attachment: Heat-seal iron-on backing
- Material: High-density embroidered threading with finished merrowed border
- Design: Accordion-playing cowboy dog with "My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government" text
- Application: Jackets, vests, backpacks, tote bags, and hats
- Merchandising: Peg hooks, spinner racks, cash wraps, and impulse bins
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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