My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Flexible Magnet
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Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale My Stomach Hurts Magnet: Satirical Novelty Decor
Introduce the Wholesale My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Flexible Magnet from Shady Front. This trending novelty item blends relatable internet meme culture with a hilarious political statement, creating an immediate retail hit. Designed specifically for boutique registers, novelty shops, and bookstore checkout displays, it offers massive B2B impulse buy appeal for customers dealing with daily stress, political exhaustion, or a love for quirky animal graphics.
Every store visitor browsing your collection will instantly laugh at this crying country dog playing an accordion, ensuring incredibly fast inventory turnover rates for your business. Crafted from premium, durable flexible magnetic material, this square souvenir ensures strong holding power on refrigerators, metal office desks, filing cabinets, and lockers. This unique satirical meme model is an excellent high-margin addition to your catalog, offering independent shop owners a highly lucrative retail inventory option to capture consistent, year-round impulse register store checkout sales.
Technical Specifications
- Product Type: Premium Novelty Flexible Magnet
- Dimensions Profile: Standard 3" x 3" Size
- Design Theme: "My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government" Dog with Accordion Parody
- Style: Flat Square Shape
- Finish: Durable Matte-Finish Surface
- Compatibility: Suitable for Most Magnetic Metal Surfaces
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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