Merry Winter Solstice Thieving Holiday Greeting Card
Available in stock (62)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Merry Winter Solstice Thieving Holiday Card: Sarcastic Pagan Greeting Stationery
The Wholesale Merry Winter Solstice Thieving Holiday Greeting Card is a 5x7 collectible alternative seasonal card featuring subversive historical satire, engineered for wholesale card racks and checkout counters in gift boutiques, occult shops, indie bookstores, and novelty shops. Framed by an ornate Victorian border of pine boughs, holly berries, pinecones, and satin ribbon, this card showcases vintage typography delivering the sharp punchline: "Merry Winter Solstice You Thieving Christian B--tards." Fusing classic Yuletide aesthetics with unapologetic pagan commentary, it provides retail shoppers with a delightfully dark, witty alternative to generic holiday cards that grabs immediate attention on retail displays.
Professionally printed on heavy premium luster cardstock, each folded card offers rich ink saturation, deep evergreen tones, and a smooth semi-gloss finish that withstands frequent customer browsing. The standard 5x7-inch format features an uncoated blank interior ready for custom handwritten notes and comes complete with a matching paper mailing envelope for retail-ready presentation. Perfectly dimensioned for commercial spinner racks, counter easels, and tabletop displays, this high-margin seasonal staple delivers rapid impulse turnover throughout the fourth-quarter holiday rush.
Funny Holiday Cards & Alternative Winter Solstice Stationery Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Stock: Premium luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Theme: Alternative holiday humor, Winter Solstice, dark comedy
- Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 card spinner racks and counter displays
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
