Merry F-ck This Sh-t Christmas Card
Available in stock (66)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Merry F--k This Sh--t Christmas Card: Wholesale Holiday Humor Stationery
Deliver the ultimate comedic holiday stress relief to your seasonal stationery racks with the Merry F--k This Sh--t Christmas Card. Hilariously capturing the overwhelming burnout of hectic shopping, chaotic family gatherings, and year-end exhaustion, this card pairs an unapologetic festive swear with traditional holiday elegance. Framed by classic evergreen pine boughs, pinecones, and bright red winter holly berries, the bold vintage typography delivers an instant laugh for shoppers hunting for coworker roasts, white elephant exchanges, or cynical holiday cheer.
Help retail customers bypass generic holiday sentimentality in favor of laugh-out-loud comedy that commands attention at checkout. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich color depth and durable counter life. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten greetings or venting, and each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high wholesale margins and rapid Q4 inventory turnover, it fits effortlessly into vertical spinner racks, countertop displays, and register fixtures.
Wholesale Funny Christmas Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, holiday pop-ups, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
