Lord Please Watch Over My Crib Door Mat
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Product Description
Product Description
Lord Please Watch Over My Crib Door Mat: Wholesale Hustle Humor Entryway Decor
The Lord Please Watch Over My Crib Door Mat delivers streetwise hustle culture and relatable everyday humor to drive high-margin sales across gift shops, streetwear boutiques, and novelty home decor retailers. Reimagining traditional front porch blessings for the modern daily grind, this natural coir mat features bold block typography declaring: “LORD PLEASE WATCH OVER MY CRIB WHILE I GET THIS MONEY.” Combining witty urban attitude with an unapologetic work-ethic sentiment, this clever welcome mat resonates with first-time apartment renters, homeowners, and busy professionals seeking charismatic entryway styling.
Measuring 30 by 18 inches with a 3/8-inch low-profile height, this heavy-duty entryway mat is built for enduring outdoor performance. Constructed from dense natural coconut coir fibers, each mat is detailed using advanced UV-printed powdered inks that heat-cure deep into the bristles, resisting flaking and fading under heavy daily foot traffic. Finished with a tough, slip-resistant vinyl backing to scrape away dirt and prevent shifting, it provides wholesale stockists with a dependable, fast-turning inventory staple that delivers strong retail margins.
Wholesale Novelty Door Mats & Urban Decor Specifications
- Dimensions: 30" x 18" (Approx. 3/8" thickness)
- Product Type: Natural coir novelty entryway door mat
- Material: 100% natural coconut coir fiber with durable vinyl backing
- Print Process: UV-printed heat-activated powdered ink (deep fiber penetration)
- Application: Sheltered entryways, front porches, patios, mudrooms, apartment doorways
- Graphic Artwork: Bold typography statement ("LORD PLEASE WATCH OVER MY CRIB WHILE I GET THIS MONEY")
- Functionality: Traps dirt and moisture, slip-resistant backing, weather-tolerant
Door Mat Specifications
Door Mat Specifications
Dimensions: Standard 30" x 18" (approximately 3/8" pile thickness) — universal residential entryway profile
Material Composition: 100% natural, durable coir (coconut husk fiber) bristles embedded into a heavy-duty vinyl core
Backing & Safety: Heavy-duty, slip-resistant PVC vinyl backing engineered to grip surfaces, prevent shifting, and stay flat in high-traffic entryways
Print Technology: High-definition, heat-cured UV-resistant ink printing for deep pigment saturation and superior fade resistance against sun and weather exposure
Functional Utility: Stiff natural bristles aggressively scrape away dirt, mud, and moisture from footwear before entering the home
Care Instructions: Low-maintenance cleaning — simply shake out, sweep, or vacuum; recommended for covered outdoor porches or sheltered indoor entryways
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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