Live Fast Eat Trash Greeting Card
Available in stock (12)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Live Fast Eat Trash Card: Wholesale Punk Humor Stationery
Infuse rebellious chaotic energy into your retail stationery selection with the Live Fast Eat Trash Greeting Card. Channeling gritty retro comic artwork and cult-favorite trash animal humor, this design features a wild raccoon behind the wheel and an unhinged opossum riding shotgun in black leather jackets, speeding into chaos beneath the iconic rallying cry: "LIVE FAST EAT TRASH." Perfect for birthdays, reckless encouragement, or everyday laughs, it drives unstoppable impulse sales across novelty gift displays.
Help retail shoppers bypass safe, generic greeting cards in favor of laugh-out-loud indie humor that commands immediate attention. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for bold contrast and durable counter life. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten notes, chaotic well-wishes, or inside jokes, and each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high wholesale margins and fast register turnover, it fits seamlessly into spinner racks and counter fixtures.
Wholesale Novelty Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
