You're Gettin' Too Old for This S--t Birthday Card
Available in stock (50)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Too Old for This S--t Card: Movie Parody Greeting Stationery
Boost your retail store selection with the official You're Gettin' Too Old for This S--t Birthday Card from Shady Front. Tailored for premium boutique owners looking to stock lucrative novelty products, this funny greeting card features a striking shelf presence that drives profitable wholesale impulse buys from classic action cinema fans.
The graphic layout showcases a memorable weary detective illustration paired with iconic retro typography reading cleanly. This premium stationery piece delivers durable cardstock construction, making it an excellent wholesale resale inventory addition. Offer your shop customers a classic comedic gift providing outstanding commercial market value for store owners today.
Official Wholesale Stationery Specifications
- Product Type: Premium Novelty Greeting Card
- Dimensions Profile: Standard 5"x7" Folded Size Dimensions
- Material Grade: Heavy Durable Cardstock Base
- Included Element: Custom Kraft Envelope Piece
- Design Theme: Classic Retro Action Movie Parody Humor
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
