I'm Not Always a Trainwreck Greeting Card
Available in stock (116)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
I'm Not Always a Trainwreck Greeting Card: Wholesale Funny Self-Deprecating Humor Card
Stock your store's stationery section with high-margin, self-deprecating humor that resonates with modern shoppers. The I'm Not Always a Trainwreck Greeting Card from Shady Front delivers an irresistible blend of vintage mid-century illustration and unapologetic chaos comedy. Featuring a wide-eyed retro character framed by nostalgic typography and the punchline "Just Kidding Toot Toot!", this quirky greeting card is a proven high-turnover impulse seller for birthdays, friendship notes, and everyday encouragement displays.
Printed on premium 5" x 7" heavyweight cardstock with a smooth matte finish, each wholesale greeting card provides superior tactile appeal on spinner racks and boutique counter displays. Cards are blank inside, giving your customers complete freedom for personalized handwritten messages. Each card includes a matching crisp white mailing envelope and arrives pre-packaged in a crystal-clear, retail-ready protective cello sleeve, ensuring long shelf life, clean merchandising, and exceptional profit margins for independent retailers.
Wholesale Product & Display Specifications
- Product Type: Wholesale folded greeting card with envelope
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (standard greeting card display size)
- Card Interior: Blank inside for customer personalization
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium cardstock with smooth matte finish
- Design Theme: Retro illustrated self-deprecating and friendship humor
- Packaging: Retail-ready individual protective cello sleeve
- Included Accessories: Matching white mailing envelope included
- Merchandising Fit: Spinner racks, stationery fixtures, impulse checkout counters, and boutique displays
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
