I'm Glad You Didn't Die, Here's Some Socks Christmas Card
Available in stock (60)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
I'm Glad You Didn't Die, Here's Some Socks Card: Wholesale Holiday Humor Stationery
Bring dark holiday comedy and unfiltered survival humor to your seasonal gift racks with the I'm Glad You Didn't Die, Here's Some Socks Christmas Card. Subverting traditional festive sentimentality with hilarious practicality, this card showcases a cheerful vintage-style Santa Claus proudly presenting a pair of knitted red socks below the deadpan declaration: "I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T DIE THIS YEAR / HERE'S SOME SOCKS." Perfect for siblings, cynical friends, and coworkers who survived another exhausting year, it delivers immediate impulse laughter across holiday displays.
Help retail customers skip mass-produced holiday boredom in favor of laugh-out-loud comedy that stands out on any mantelpiece. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for vibrant color saturation and lasting counter durability. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten holiday messages, and every card comes paired with a matching mailing envelope. Built for rapid fourth-quarter turnover and high wholesale margins, it fits effortlessly into vertical spinner racks and checkout counters.
Wholesale Funny Christmas Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, holiday pop-ups, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
