I Wanted to Get You a Funny Birthday Card
Out of stock
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Medical Grade Humor for Aging Customers
The "Getting Old" category is a consistent revenue driver in the greeting card industry. The "Bladder Control Issues" Card taps into this lucrative market with a joke that balances "medical advice" with a hilarious roast.
The design features a trustworthy, smiling doctor with crossed arms against a professional blue background. The setup inspires confidence—"I Wanted To Get You A Funny Birthday Card"—before the doctor delivers the cautionary punchline: "But I Know That At Your Age Bladder Control Can Be An Issue.". It is the perfect safe-for-work roast for coworkers, parents, or friends entering their "golden years."
Why Stock It:
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Massive Demographic: Perfectly targets Baby Boomers and Gen Xers who appreciate self-deprecating humor about aging.
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Visual Trust: The stock-photo style of the "friendly doctor" creates a great visual setup for the punchline.
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Universal Appeal: Works equally well for men and women, making it a versatile SKU for your birthday spinner.
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Standard Fit: Sized to fit all standard A7 fixtures.
Specs:
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Product: Greeting Card
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Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 Size)
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Style: Senior Humor / "Over the Hill" / Medical Joke
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Interior: Blank for personal message
