I Wanted to Get You a Funny Birthday Card
Available in stock (130)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
I Wanted to Get You a Funny Birthday Card: Wholesale Aging Humor Stationery
Help your retail customers deliver a hilarious, medically certified roast with the I Wanted to Get You a Funny Birthday Card. Satirizing the inevitable perils of getting older, this witty card features a smug, smiling retro physician with arms crossed over his white coat, delivering the classic deadpan diagnosis: "I WANTED TO GET YOU A FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD BUT I KNOW THAT AT YOUR AGE BLADDER CONTROL CAN BE AN ISSUE." Perfect for milestone 40th, 50th, and 60th birthdays, it commands instant impulse laughs across greeting card displays.
Give gift shoppers an unforgettable alternative to tired, generic sentimentality. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock to ensure sharp visual contrast and durable shelf presentation. The interior is left completely blank for personalized handwritten messages, roasts, or party well-wishes, and each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high margin turnover, it fits standard vertical card carousels, countertop displays, and register fixtures.
Wholesale Old Age Birthday Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
