I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You Card
Available in stock (48)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Overall I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Romance Stationery
Deliver hilarious, unfiltered relationship truth to your stationery section with the Overall I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You Greeting Card. Combining authentic romantic frustration with vintage pub-sign typography, this witty card features dimensional lettering framed by ornate scrollwork, stars, and hearts over a textured dark chalkboard backdrop. Offering a delightfully honest take on long-term love and marriage, it commands immediate impulse pickup for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or date-night surprises.
Help retail shoppers bypass overly sappy greeting cards in favor of laugh-out-loud comedy that truly captures daily life with a partner. Measuring standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for sharp contrast and lasting shelf durability. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten notes, and every card includes a matching mailing envelope. Designed for healthy margins and rapid turn rates, it fits standard spinning displays and register fixtures.
Wholesale Novelty Romance Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
