I Got You Some Jumper Cables Greeting Card
Available in stock (113)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
I Got You Some Jumper Cables Greeting Card: Wholesale Funny Adult Stationery
The I Got You Some Jumper Cables Greeting Card is a wholesale 5" x 7" stationery staple printed on premium luster cardstock, showcasing a retro-style illustration of a grinning vintage mechanic in suspenders clutching heavy-duty jumper cables along a rural highway beneath bold typography reading "I GOT YOU SOME JUMPER CABLES SINCE YOU LIKE TO START S--T," engineered for boutique gift shops, stationery spinner racks, novelty displays, and impulse checkout counters. Because we all have a s--t talker that we love! Ditching generic card lameness for hilarious sarcastic adult humor, this cheeky design delivers unforgettable laughs, driving rapid point-of-sale impulse turns across retail registers.
Each folded card measures 5x7 inches, arrives blank inside for custom handwritten messages, and includes a matching envelope. Offered in bulk wholesale bundles or retail-ready packaging featuring individual protective clear cello sleeves, this high-margin stationery staple is structured to optimize inventory turnover and store shelf profitability.
Wholesale Funny Jumper Cables Novelty Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded (A7 format)
- Stock: Heavyweight premium luster cardstock
- Finish: Low-glare satin luster exterior
- Interior: Blank and uncoated
- Envelope: Matching A7 white envelope included
- Display: Fits standard spinner and counter racks
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
