Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card
Available in stock (61)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card: Wholesale Dark Humor Cards & Novelty Stationery
Capitalize on the massive cultural appetite for dark comedy and true crime fandom with an unforgettable, twisted pun. The Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card serves as an irresistible impulse purchase and high-velocity inventory addition for edgy gift boutiques, comic shops, oddities parlors, and novelty retailers searching for wholesale dark humor cards. Featuring a vintage portrait of the infamous serial killer paired with distressed lettering spelling out "I CHEWS YOU," this unapologetically morbid card delivers the ultimate alternative sentiment for anti-romance shoppers and true crime enthusiasts.
Engineered for generous keystone margins and rapid turnover around Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and year-round occasions, this 5" x 7" wholesale greeting card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock that commands attention on spinner racks and checkout counters. The interior remains completely blank, giving your retail customers total flexibility to craft their own personalized, darkly comedic messages. Each folded card includes a matching white mailing envelope, providing a versatile stationery staple built to drive consistent retail sales.
Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card Specifications:
- Size: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Paper: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: White mailing envelope
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
