How Much I Truly Enjoy Annoying You Card
Available in stock (18)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Words Cannot Express: A Profitable Addition to Your Card Rack
In the world of retail stationery, sarcasm is a top performer. The Enjoy Annoying You Greeting Card targets the demographic of customers who show affection through relentless teasing and playful friction. This isn't a card for the overly sentimental; it’s a tool for the honest. By adding this wholesale sarcastic greeting card to your inventory, you are providing a relatable, high-turnover item that fits perfectly into any boutique, gift shop, or alternative retail space. It serves as an easy up-sell for birthdays, anniversaries, or "just because" moments where traditional, flowery language simply won't cut it. Stocking gear that reflects how people actually communicate is the most effective way to ensure consistent sales and customer interest in your stationery section.
Durable Materials for Long-Term Retail Display
Retail environments can be tough on paper goods, which is why we prioritize physical durability. Our cards are professionally printed on heavyweight luster greeting card stock, providing a thickness and a surface texture that immediately signals quality to the shopper. This 5x7 premium wholesale card is designed to remain crisp and vibrant even after repeated handling on a retail rack. The high-fidelity print quality ensures the bold typography stands out from across the aisle, drawing customers in with its clean, direct aesthetic. When you choose Shady Front, you are moving away from flimsy, mass-market bulk goods and moving toward authentic retail wares that have a distinct weight and presence. This commitment to material excellence allows you to command a better price point and see healthier margins.
Strategic Design for Maximum Versatility
We build our catalog to be as functional as it is expressive. Measuring 5x7 inches, this card fits seamlessly into standard A7 retail displays and comes with a matching white envelope for a complete, retail-ready package. The interior is left entirely blank, giving your customers the freedom to customize their message to suit their specific relationship—whether it’s a sibling rivalry or a long-term partnership built on mutual annoyance. This lack of pre-written scripts increases the card's versatility, making it a viable purchase for nearly any occasion throughout the year. At Shady Front, we handle fulfillment with precision, ensuring your orders are inspected and shipped promptly from our facility. Elevate your shop’s inventory with wholesale stationery that actually has a voice and see why simple, blunt honesty is a winning strategy for modern retail.
Enjoy Annoying You Wholesale Specifications
- Product Type: Wholesale Sarcastic & Occasion Stationery
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard retail display sizing)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster photo paper
- Finish: Refined texture with high-contrast, sharp printing
- Inside: Blank for total customer personalization
- Packaging: Includes matching white envelope per unit
- Wholesale Value: High-margin impulse item for diverse retail settings
- Fulfillment: Shipped fast and secure from our warehouse
About Shady Front Wholesale
About Shady Front Wholesale
Partnering with Authenticity: The Shady Front Story
Shady Front is a premier wholesaler of original brands and unique products, built for retailers who refuse to settle for the status quo. We meticulously curate our inventory to ensure you have access to the coolest wares on the market, moving beyond the generic limitations of mass-market bulk goods.
Our mission is to bridge the gap between high-volume supply and authentic craftsmanship. We believe that your business deserves a higher level of attention, which is why we prioritize personalized service and reliable fulfillment. When you partner with us, you aren't just stocking shelves; you are investing in a catalog defined by character and quality.
Our Wholesale Offerings
We provide a diverse range of counter-culture and niche market goods designed to be high-margin "conversation starters" for your retail space.
Premium Apparel & Streetwear
Bold, screen-printed designs and high-quality garments that resonate with subculture audiences.
Curated Pins, Patches & Flair
Detailed, collectible accessories ranging from horror-themed designs to snarky social commentary.
Unique Housewares & Decor
Statement-making mugs, doormats, and lifestyle goods that your customers won't find in big-box stores.
Alternative Stationery & Art Prints
High-fidelity 11x17 posters and greeting cards featuring cult-classic films and vintage aesthetics.
Lifestyle & Smoking Accessories
Custom lighters and unique wares that add a distinct edge to your point-of-purchase displays.
Why Shady Front?
At Shady Front, every product and every brand we represent is as unique as your business. We supply those who want more than mass-market bulk goods and instead demand a higher level of authenticity. Join our network of retail partners and elevate your inventory with products that truly stand out.
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Shipping & Rerturns
Shipping & Rerturns
RETURNS
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase we will gladly offer you a refund for your items minus the shipping costs. If something is wrong with the order (wrong order received / wrong size received / basically our fault) PLEASE CONTACT US right away. We will send you a replacement item immediately and cover shipping costs both ways. We do our best to avoid these errors but please be patient with us if we've made a mistake with your order.
RETURN / EXCHANGE INSTRUCTIONS
Refunds can be processed up to 30 days after receipt of payment. After 30 days, items can be returned for a store credit for the original value of the purchased item.
PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE ALL INFO INSIDE RETURN PACKAGE FOR QUICKER PROCESSING:
1) FULL NAME
2) RETURN ADDRESS
3) EMAIL
5) REPLACEMENT DESIGN/SIZE/STYLE/COLOR NEEDED or REFUND request
6) *INTERNATIONAL Customers* Please contact us regarding return postage costs
Send to:
Shady Front Holdings
1121 Industrial Parkway
UNIT D
BRICK , NJ 08724
Be sure to check for any discrepancies or defects prior to wearing/using your item.
WE DO NOT REFUND SHIPPING costs for any returned merchandise.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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How long does it take to process an order?
How long does it take to process an order?
Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You will receive a confirmation email with tracking details once your order has been shipped. Please note that processing times may be slightly longer during high-demand periods or sales events.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer international shipping to most countries. Shipping rates and delivery times vary depending on the destination. Any applicable customs duties or taxes will be the responsibility of the recipient.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. To be eligible, items must be unused, in their original packaging, and accompanied by proof of purchase. If the item is faulty or damaged, we will cover the return shipping and provide a replacement or full refund.
What are your sizing options?
What are your sizing options?
This product does not require sizing. However, if you’re shopping for wearables or accessories on our store, detailed size charts are available on each product page to help you find the perfect fit.
