Ho Ho Holy Sh-t, What a Year Christmas Card
Available in stock (86)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Ho Ho Holy Sh--t, What a Year Christmas Card: Wholesale Holiday Humor Stationery
Deliver relatable holiday catharsis to your seasonal displays with the Ho Ho Holy Sh--t, What a Year Christmas Card. Capturing the collective exhaustion of another chaotic twelve months, this hilarious card showcases a weary Santa Claus raising a drink alongside a bottle of bourbon, framed by the blunt seasonal headline: "HO HO HOLY SH--T WHAT A YEAR." Perfectly blending vintage holiday art styling with unfiltered adult humor, it provides irresistible impulse laughter for shoppers seeking an honest alternative to traditional, overly sentimental festive greetings.
Help retail customers skip mass-produced lameness in favor of memorable comedy that stands out on any mantelpiece. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich color saturation and durable counter life. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten messages, holiday updates, or coworker roasts, and every card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for rapid fourth-quarter inventory turnover and strong wholesale margins, it fits seamlessly into spinner racks, counter displays, and holiday gift stations.
Wholesale Funny Christmas Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, holiday pop-ups, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
