Here We F--king Go Again Card
Available in stock (55)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Here We F--king Go Again Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Stationery
Deliver relatable morning sarcasm to your stationery displays with the Here We F--king Go Again Greeting Card. Combining sweet, pastoral cottagecore cross-stitch art with aggressive morning cynicism, this wholesale novelty card delivers guaranteed laughs on retail sales floors. Featuring bluebirds, a charming country cottage, and a scenic sunrise beneath the punchy phrase "Here We F--king Go Again — I Mean Good Morning," this design captures shoppers looking for witty coworker gifts, workplace humor, and unfiltered greeting cards.
Professionally printed on premium luster finish greeting card stock, each card features a rich tactile handfeel and crisp, fade-resistant color saturation that withstands continuous browsing on retail spinner racks. Sized at a standard 5" x 7", the interior is left completely blank so customers can personalize notes for birthdays, new jobs, or Monday morning survival. Packaged with a matching mailing envelope, this high-margin impulse item guarantees rapid inventory turnover and consistent commercial returns.
Here We F--king Go Again Wholesale Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" W x 7" H (Folded)
- Wholesale Category: Novelty greeting cards / sarcastic humor stationery
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster finish cardstock
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Included Accessories: Matching mailing envelope
- Design Details: Folk-art pastoral cottagecore embroidery border with "Here We F--king Go Again — I Mean Good Morning" typography
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
