Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch
Available in stock (461)
Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch: Sarcastic Nametag Embroidery
Subvert mundane office icebreakers with unapologetic sarcasm and viral internet humor. The Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch parodies classic "Hello My Name Is" sticker badges, swapping polite introductions for a hilarious warning label in bold handwritten script. Framed by a vibrant red embroidered nametag border, this 4" x 2.5" patch commands immediate attention on retail display pegboards, counter racks, and alternative apparel displays, serving as an irresistible impulse buy for humor seekers, office workers, and meme enthusiasts.
Crafted with high-density polyester thread stitching and a thick merrowed edge border, this durable rectangular patch ensures sharp text contrast and long-lasting wear. Equipped with a heavy-duty heat-seal backing, it allows store patrons to effortlessly iron it onto denim jackets, backpacks, canvas tote bags, hats, and work vests, while also supporting traditional sew-on attachment. Add this top-selling hilarious nametag patch to your wholesale inventory to spark instant laughs and drive strong retail margins.
Technical Specifications
- Product Type: Custom rectangular embroidered patch
- Dimensions: 4" x 2.5"
- Material Composition: High-density polyester thread with heavy-duty heat-seal backing and merrowed border
- Graphic Design: Red classic "Hello My Name Is" nametag badge parody featuring "HELLO I am... about to choose violence" typography
- Application Utility: Iron-on or sew-on attachment for denim jackets, backpacks, work bags, hats, vests, and retail impulse displays
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
Partnering with Authenticity: The Shady Front Story
Shady Front is a premier wholesaler of original brands and unique products, built for retailers who refuse to settle for the status quo. We meticulously curate our inventory to ensure you have access to the coolest wares on the market, moving beyond the generic limitations of mass-market bulk goods.
Our mission is to bridge the gap between high-volume supply and authentic craftsmanship. We believe that your business deserves a higher level of attention, which is why we prioritize personalized service and reliable fulfillment. When you partner with us, you aren't just stocking shelves; you are investing in a catalog defined by character and quality.
Our Wholesale Offerings
We provide a diverse range of counter-culture and niche market goods designed to be high-margin "conversation starters" for your retail space.
Funny Graphic Tees, Hoodies & Hats
Bold, screen-printed designs and high-quality garments that resonate with subculture audiences.
Curated Pins, Patches & Flair
Detailed, collectible accessories ranging from horror-themed designs to snarky social commentary.
Unique Housewares & Decor
Statement-making mugs, doormats, and lifestyle goods that your customers won't find in big-box stores.
Band Posters & Art Prints
High-fidelity 11x17 posters and greeting cards featuring cult-classic films and vintage aesthetics.
Lifestyle & Smoking Accessories
Custom lighters and unique wares that add a distinct edge to your point-of-purchase displays.
Why Shady Front?
At Shady Front, every product and every brand we represent is as unique as your business. We supply those who want more than mass-market bulk goods and instead demand a higher level of authenticity. Join our network of retail partners and elevate your inventory with products that truly stand out.
Ready to Upgrade Your Inventory?
Stop settling for generic goods. Join our network of retail partners and get instant access to our curated collections and personalized support.
Create Wholesale Account
