Happy Birthday to My Favorite Badass Card
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Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Little Bad-ss: High-Margin Profits
Most birthday cards are an insult to the recipient's intelligence. They're sugary, fake, and completely forgettable. The Favorite Bad-ss Birthday Card was created for people who value authenticity over social pleasantries. If you have a friend, partner, or sibling who is the definition of a legend, don't hand them a card with a cartoon cat or a generic poem on it. Hand them something that mirrors their own energy. This 5x7 print features a sharp, high-contrast design that makes a statement without saying too much. It’s the perfect alternative birthday card for anyone who has spent their life carving their own path and ignoring the standard script. Give them something that actually matches the weight of their reputation.
Professional Quality That Lasts
We don’t do flimsy. This card is professionally produced on heavyweight luster photo paper, giving it a thickness and a texture that you just don't find in the big-box aisles. The blacks are deep, the lines are crisp, and the finish is designed to stay vibrant for years. It’s more of a 5x7 art print than a temporary greeting. When someone opens this, they'll immediately feel the difference in the stock. This is unique stationery for people who care about the details. It doesn’t just say "Happy Birthday"; it shows that you actually know who they are and that you didn't just grab the first thing you saw at the pharmacy on the way to the party.
Your Words, No Filters
We left the inside of this card completely blank because we know you don’t need a corporate copywriter to speak for you. Use the space to tell a real story, share an inside joke, or just give them the respect they’ve earned. Every card comes with a matching envelope and is shipped directly from our facility after a thorough quality check to ensure the edges are sharp and the print is flawless. It’s a great edgy gift idea for the person in your life who is notoriously difficult to buy for. Stop wasting money on generic paper and start giving gear that has some actual backbone. This is the ultimate birthday gesture for anyone who lives life on their own terms.
Favorite B-d-ss Birthday Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 Size)
- Paper Stock: Premium Heavyweight Luster Photo Paper
- Finish: Vibrant, high-contrast matte-luster
- Interior: Entirely blank for your personalized message
- Includes: One card and one matching white envelope
- Vibe: Bold, Direct, and Unfiltered
- Fulfillment: Shipped fast and secure from our warehouse
About Shady Front Wholesale
About Shady Front Wholesale
Partnering with Authenticity: The Shady Front Story
Shady Front is a premier wholesaler of original brands and unique products, built for retailers who refuse to settle for the status quo. We meticulously curate our inventory to ensure you have access to the coolest wares on the market, moving beyond the generic limitations of mass-market bulk goods.
Our mission is to bridge the gap between high-volume supply and authentic craftsmanship. We believe that your business deserves a higher level of attention, which is why we prioritize personalized service and reliable fulfillment. When you partner with us, you aren't just stocking shelves; you are investing in a catalog defined by character and quality.
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We provide a diverse range of counter-culture and niche market goods designed to be high-margin "conversation starters" for your retail space.
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Shipping & Rerturns
Shipping & Rerturns
RETURNS
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase we will gladly offer you a refund for your items minus the shipping costs. If something is wrong with the order (wrong order received / wrong size received / basically our fault) PLEASE CONTACT US right away. We will send you a replacement item immediately and cover shipping costs both ways. We do our best to avoid these errors but please be patient with us if we've made a mistake with your order.
RETURN / EXCHANGE INSTRUCTIONS
Refunds can be processed up to 30 days after receipt of payment. After 30 days, items can be returned for a store credit for the original value of the purchased item.
PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE ALL INFO INSIDE RETURN PACKAGE FOR QUICKER PROCESSING:
1) FULL NAME
2) RETURN ADDRESS
3) EMAIL
5) REPLACEMENT DESIGN/SIZE/STYLE/COLOR NEEDED or REFUND request
6) *INTERNATIONAL Customers* Please contact us regarding return postage costs
Send to:
Shady Front Holdings
1121 Industrial Parkway
UNIT D
BRICK , NJ 08724
Be sure to check for any discrepancies or defects prior to wearing/using your item.
WE DO NOT REFUND SHIPPING costs for any returned merchandise.
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How long does it take to process an order?
How long does it take to process an order?
Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You will receive a confirmation email with tracking details once your order has been shipped. Please note that processing times may be slightly longer during high-demand periods or sales events.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer international shipping to most countries. Shipping rates and delivery times vary depending on the destination. Any applicable customs duties or taxes will be the responsibility of the recipient.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. To be eligible, items must be unused, in their original packaging, and accompanied by proof of purchase. If the item is faulty or damaged, we will cover the return shipping and provide a replacement or full refund.
What are your sizing options?
What are your sizing options?
This product does not require sizing. However, if you’re shopping for wearables or accessories on our store, detailed size charts are available on each product page to help you find the perfect fit.
