Get Off My Lawn Flag
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Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Get Off My Lawn Flag: Sarcastic Garden Hose Banner
The Wholesale Get Off My Lawn Flag is a 2'x3' horizontal satirical outdoor banner engineered for wholesale garden centers, hardware stores, gift boutiques, and novelty shops. Parodying the historic Gadsden rattlesnake emblem, this witty design replaces the coiled viper with a coiled green garden hose spraying water over a patch of turf, anchored by the iconic suburban warning: "GET OFF MY LAWN." Tapping into classic dad humor, suburban lawn obsession, and clever political satire, it provides retail shoppers with a hilarious outdoor statement piece that sparks immediate laughs and drives effortless impulse purchases.
Constructed from durable, weather-resistant polyester fabric, this double-sided flag delivers vivid color saturation and crisp linework visible from any approach. Measuring 3 feet wide by 2 feet tall, it comes fitted with two reinforced brass grommets for quick mounting on standard porch flagpoles, upright yard poles, garage beams, or indoor accent walls. Built to endure sun, wind, and rain year-round while packing flat for efficient retail merchandising on slatwalls and peg hooks, this high-margin outdoor novelty flag guarantees reliable turnover for commercial stockists.
Funny Outdoor Banners & Novelty Flag Specifications
- Dimensions: 2' x 3' (24" x 36")
- Material: Heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester
- Construction: Double-sided print
- Hardware: 2 pre-installed brass grommets
- Mounting: Compatible with standard upright or horizontal porch flagpoles and wall displays
- Theme: Suburban humor, dad jokes, Gadsden parody, garden satire
- Display Compatibility: Retail slatwalls, peg hooks, and impulse hanging fixtures
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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