Eye Exam Chart Fridge Magnet
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Product Description
Product Description
Eye Exam Chart Fridge Magnet: Wholesale Sarcastic Novelty Decor
The Eye Exam Chart Fridge Magnet delivers sharp optical satire and subversive dark humor to capture rapid impulse sales across gift shops, quirky boutiques, and counter displays. Parodying a traditional medical Snellen eye chart, this clever square magnet presents descending rows of optometry test letters that appear official from a distance—until closer inspection reveals the blunt directive: "G O F--K Y O U R S E L F." Blending clinical design with unapologetic modern profanity, this witty conversation starter prompts immediate laughs and drives effortless add-on sales at the register.
Measuring 2 by 2 inches, this compact square novelty fridge magnet is manufactured for sharp legibility and dependable indoor display on flat metal surfaces. Crafted with ink-saturated, UV-protected printing and a solid magnetic backing, it adheres firmly to refrigerators, office filing cabinets, lockers, and metal display fixtures without sliding or scratching surfaces. Sized for maximum display density, it fits seamlessly into checkout counter impulse bins, spinner racks, and register clip strips to deliver high wholesale margins and rapid inventory turnover.
Wholesale Novelty Magnets & Sarcastic Decor Specifications
- Dimensions: 2" x 2"
- Product Type: Square novelty fridge magnet
- Intended Use: Indoor metal surface display
- Build: UV-protected graphic face, solid magnetic backing
- Application: Refrigerators, filing cabinets, lockers, magnetic boards
- Graphic Artwork: Snellen eye exam chart parody ("G O F--K Y O U R S E L F")
- Merchandising: Checkout counters, impulse bins, clip strips, spinner racks
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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