Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch
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Don't Be a C--tasaurus Patch: Wholesale Funny Adult Embroidered Emblem
Maximize your retail storefront revenue and capture high-margin impulse sales with the premium wholesale Don't Be a C--tasaurus Patch from Shady Front. Perfectly tailored for independent boutique owners, novelty gift shops, regional smoke shops, and adult apparel distributors, this hilarious joke graphic accessory capitalizes on the massive global popularity of sassy attitude merchandise, dinosaur memes, and funny swear word parody trends. It provides an exceptional, high-visibility point-of-purchase counter display draw that commands immediate attention from retail shoppers looking for unique comedy emblems to easily customize their favorite denim jackets, tactical backpacks, vests, or travel gear.
The high-definition embroidered design features an intricately detailed illustration of a classic long-necked sauropod dinosaur woven in rich shades of forest green and emerald green thread. Positioned directly underneath the prehistoric reptile, bold black block typography proudly delivers the funny, blunt warning phrase to create an unforgettable novelty item. Measuring exactly 3.5" x 3" with a clean, durable light blue merrowed border edge and sturdy backing, this custom-shaped tactical phrase patch ensures outstanding retail shelf presence and drives frequent bulk reorders. Expand your store inventory today to boost your point-of-sale profits.
Don't Be a C--tasaurus Patch Specifications
- Application: Embroidered Tactical Merch & Apparel Patch
- Sizing & Dimensions: 3.5" x 3" Custom Shaped Layout
- Color Palette: Forest Green, Emerald, Black, and Light Blue
- Design Elements: Sauropod Dinosaur Illustration & Humorous Adult Text Layout
- Target Retailers: Novelty Gift Shops, Adult Boutiques, Smoke Shop Displays
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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