Happy Birthday You F--king Fossil Birthday Card
Available in stock (80)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Happy Birthday You F--king Fossil Card: Wholesale Aging Humor Stationery
Deliver prehistoric levels of comedic disrespect to your stationery displays with the Happy Birthday You F--king Fossil Greeting Card. Perfectly crafted for shoppers wanting an unapologetic milestone roast, this hilarious design features an intricate paleontological stone fossil bed—packed with dinosaur skulls, ammonites, trilobites, and ancient skeletons—crowned by the ultimate blunt punchline. It commands high-velocity impulse sales for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill celebrations, and dark humor gift sections.
Help retail customers skip bland sentimentality in favor of genuine laugh-out-loud roasts. Measuring standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for crisp relief contrast and durable counter life. The interior is completely blank for custom handwritten messages or insults, and every card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for rapid turnover and healthy profit margins, it fits effortlessly into vertical card spinners and cash-wrap carousels.
Wholesale Old Age Birthday Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
