Calm Your T-ts Karen Sticker
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Product Description
Product Description
Calm Your T--ts Karen Sticker: Wholesale Cross-Stitch Sarcasm
Subverting traditional domestic needlework with unfiltered modern snark delivers an instant reaction on any retail floor. The Calm Your T--ts Karen Sticker pairs lush floral embroidery aesthetics and vintage sampler borders with a blunt command to de-escalate unnecessary drama. Perfect for shoppers dealing with micromanagers, entitled public meltdowns, or chaotic group chats, this high-contrast novelty piece converts passive browsing into quick impulse purchases across gift boutiques, stationery stores, and urban markets.
Precision-cut to approximately 3 by 4 inches, each decal is manufactured from heavy-duty, outdoor-grade vinyl engineered to withstand rough handling, water exposure, and sunlight without peeling or fading. The residue-free adhesive backing bonds firmly to drinkware, phone cases, laptops, notebooks, and car windows, yet removes cleanly when swapped out. Compact and high-margin, it slots effortlessly into countertop spinner racks, register drop-bins, and curated sticker assortments.
Calm Your T--ts Karen Sticker Specifications:
- Product Type: Wholesale novelty vinyl sticker / satirical humor decal
- Design Concept: Faux-needlepoint floral sampler featuring "CALM YOUR T--TS KAREN" typography
- Dimensions: Approximately 3" W x 4" H
- Material: Heavy-duty outdoor-rated commercial vinyl
- Durability: Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-resistant
- Adhesion: Clean-release adhesive backing (removable without marring surfaces)
- Store Merchandising: Countertop spinner racks, register impulse displays, sticker bins, and gift bundles
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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