Calm Your T-ts Karen Greeting Card
Available in stock (42)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Calm Your T--ts Karen Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Cross-Stitch Stationery
Deliver bold attitude wrapped in sweet vintage craft aesthetics with the Calm Your T--ts Karen Greeting Card. Satirizing traditional needlepoint samplers, this hilarious design features faux blue cross-stitch embroidery reading "CALM YOUR T--TS KAREN" framed by an ornate embroidered rose and botanical vine border against a textured linen background. Blending wholesome home-stitched charm with viral internet culture and workplace humor, it delivers irresistible impulse laughs for shoppers looking for playful coworker roasts, friendship humor, or stress relief.
Help retail customers skip bland sentimentality in favor of laugh-out-loud comedy that commands attention at checkout. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for sharp contrast and lasting shelf durability. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten messages, and every card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for rapid turn rates and high wholesale margins, it fits seamlessly into vertical spinner racks and cash-wrap fixtures.
Wholesale Novelty Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
