Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today Card
Available in stock (53)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Bullsh--t Levels Extreme Today Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Outdoor Greeting Card
Warn your customers before they step onto the daily trail with the Bullsh--t Levels Extreme Today Greeting Card. Satirizing vintage US National Park wildfire danger signs, this hilarious card features a lone backpacker staring down a rustic wooden trailhead sign warning of catastrophic nonsense ahead, set against towering evergreens and snow-capped mountain peaks. Blending retro park ranger nostalgia with sharp workplace and life humor, it delivers irresistible impulse appeal for outdoor outfitters, national park gift shops, boutique stationery stores, and indie bookshops.
Help retail shoppers skip generic greeting cards in favor of laugh-out-loud relatable sarcasm. Measuring 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock, ensuring deep color saturation and lasting counter durability. Blank inside for personalized venting, birthday roasts, or coworker sympathy, each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Designed for rapid turnover and healthy profit margins, it fits standard vertical card carousels, countertop displays, and checkout registers.
Wholesale Sarcastic Novelty Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Outdoor outfitters, gift boutiques, stationery shops
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
