Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today Garden Flag
Available in stock (18)
The Forecast for Today? 100% Chance of Nonsense.
We all have those days where the patience tank is empty before 9 AM. The Bullsh*t Levels Extreme Garden Flag warns visitors, neighbors, and family members exactly what they're walking into.
Styled like a vintage WPA National Park poster, this design features a hiker consulting a trail sign that—instead of warning about fire danger—measures the current tolerance for nonsense. It's a humorous, outdoorsy piece that fits perfectly in camping stores, souvenir shops, and cabins.
Why It Sells:
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Trending Aesthetic: The vintage "National Parks" art style is currently massive in home decor and apparel. This item rides that wave with a humorous twist.
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Niche Appeal: An absolute winner for outdoor retailers, campgrounds, and stores near hiking destinations.
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Universal Sentiment: Whether it's work emails or bad traffic, everyone relates to the feeling of "extreme" levels of nonsense.
The Specs:
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Size: 12" x 18" (Standard Garden Flag Size)
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Material: 100% Poly-poplin-canvas fabric
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Weight: 6oz (Substantial, quality feel)
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Features: Same design printed on both sides, sleeve top for hanging
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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