Be the Nonsense You Want to See In the World Patch
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Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Be the Nonsense You Want to See In the World Patch: Unhinged Wizard Opossum Embroidery
Subvert classical wisdom with pure feral chaos. The Wholesale Be the Nonsense You Want to See In the World Patch features a wizard-hatted opossum wielding a magic wand while riding a giant white goose into battle. Framed inside a vintage scout-style circular border with bold white lettering against vibrant blue and green stitching, this 3" round patch taps directly into internet meme culture, viral animal absurdity, and chaotic good energy. It makes an eye-catching, high-margin impulse item for gift shop pegboards, counter displays, and alternative apparel racks that drives quick register add-on sales.
Crafted with ultra-dense polyester embroidery thread and a clean merrowed border, this durable patch captures every quirky detail from the wizard's golden robe to the goose's orange beak. A heavy-duty heat-seal backing allows for seamless iron-on application to denim jackets, backpacks, tote bags, and hats, while also supporting traditional sew-on attachment. Add this hilarious wizard possum patch to your wholesale inventory and let your retail customers spread glorious chaos wherever they go.
Technical Specifications
- Product Type: Circular embroidered patch
- Dimensions: 3" x 3" (Diameter)
- Material Composition: High-density polyester thread with heavy-duty heat-seal backing and merrowed border
- Graphic Design: Wizard opossum with wand riding a goose with "BE THE NONSENSE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD" border typography
- Application Utility: Iron-on or sew-on attachment for denim jackets, backpacks, hats, tote bags, vests, and retail impulse displays
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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