{"product_id":"rage-consumes-me-mug","title":"Rage Consumes Me Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRage Consumes Me Ceramic Mug: Tranquil Toad, Unhinged Spirit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the outside: a serene toad resting on a sunlit river rock. On the inside: pure, unadulterated fury. The Wholesale Rage Consumes Me Ceramic Mug turns corporate existential dread into a high-margin comedy hit for your store. Combining vintage cottagecore storybook illustration with unhinged workplace reality, this 11 oz coffee cup delivers instant laughs to anyone surviving early-morning meetings, inbox disasters, or endless status updates. It commands attention on retail gift displays, turning quiet internal chaos into effortless impulse sales at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrecision-crafted from heavy-duty white ceramic with a radiant gloss glaze, this mug is engineered to handle piping hot brews and frequent microwave reheats without degrading. High-fidelity sublimation printing locks in the rich retro color palette against commercial dishwashing, while the sturdy C-handle provides a solid, stress-reducing grip. Perfect for indie bookstores, quirky gift shops, and office humor sections, this mug converts silent office rage into reliable retail profit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eRage Consumes Me Ceramic Mug Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic coffee and tea mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity Volume:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium white ceramic with glossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraphic Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage storybook toad on a pond rock with \"RAGE CONSUMES ME\" text\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ergonomic easy-grip C-handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication Utility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hot beverages, cold drinks, desk organizer decor, and impulse retail displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53194267361589,"sku":"RAGECONSUMESMEMUG072126","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/files\/Rage-Consumes-Me_Mug_Mock.jpg?v=1784764653","url":"https:\/\/shadyfront.com\/products\/rage-consumes-me-mug","provider":"Shady Front","version":"1.0","type":"link"}