{"product_id":"make-today-your-b-ch-garden-flag","title":"Make Today Your B--ch Garden Flag","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ujudUb\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAggressive Positivity\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\"Carpe Diem\" is boring. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003eMake Today Your B--ch\u003c\/b\u003e gets the job done. This garden flag is for the customer who needs a kick in the pants rather than a gentle pat on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThe design features a delicate, vintage-style floral border—think classic embroidery or fine china—that clashes perfectly with its commanding, colorful text. It is the ultimate expression of \"girl boss\" energy (with a little extra grit) and serves as a standout piece for any garden section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It Sells:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Contrast:\u003c\/b\u003e The juxtaposition of \"grandma-style\" floral art with hard-hitting profanity creates a visual hook that stops customers in their tracks and guarantees a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEmpowerment:\u003c\/b\u003e It's vulgar, sure, but it's also motivating. It appeals to customers looking to own their day and project confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGiftability:\u003c\/b\u003e An excellent gag gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone going through a tough time who needs a morale boost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\" x 18\" (Standard Garden Flag Size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Poly-poplin-canvas fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 6oz (Substantial, quality feel)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e Same design printed on both sides, sleeve top for hanging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag Only","offer_id":52311342645557,"sku":"MAKETODYURBTCHGARDENFLAG","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garden Flag with Pole","offer_id":52311342678325,"sku":"MAKETODYURBTCHGARDENFLAG","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/files\/Make-Today-Your-Bitch_Garden-Flag_12x18_1.jpg?v=1770597286","url":"https:\/\/shadyfront.com\/products\/make-today-your-b-ch-garden-flag","provider":"Shady Front","version":"1.0","type":"link"}