{"product_id":"look-at-you-being-all-festive-christmas-card","title":"Look at You Being All Festive Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eWholesale Look at You Being All Festive Christmas Card: Sarcastic Holiday Greeting Stationery\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWholesale Look at You Being All Festive Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 5x7 collectible alternative holiday greeting card featuring a cheerful skeleton in an ugly Christmas sweater and Santa hat, engineered for wholesale stationery racks and checkout counters in gift boutiques, bookstores, and novelty shops. Illustrated with energetic jazz hands surrounded by glowing holiday string lights and bold typography reading \"Look at You Being All Festive and Sh--it,\" this design fuses macabre dark humor with cheeky holiday cheer. It gives retail shoppers an irreverent, laugh-out-loud alternative to stale seasonal greetings, making it a standout pick for customers roasting friends, coworkers, or family members who begrudgingly get into the holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eProfessionally printed on heavy premium luster cardstock, each folded card delivers rich color saturation, deep shadows, and a durable semi-gloss surface that withstands frequent customer browsing. The 5x7-inch format features an uncoated blank interior ready for custom handwritten holiday messages and includes a matching paper mailing envelope for complete gifting convenience. Dimensioned to slot seamlessly into standard greeting card spinner racks, tabletop carousels, and counter displays, this high-margin novelty card drives rapid impulse sales and steady fourth-quarter turnover for retail stockists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eFunny Holiday Cards \u0026amp; Skeleton Christmas Stationery Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" (folded)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStock:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium luster cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching mailing envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Alternative Christmas, sarcastic holiday humor, dark comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay Compatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard 5x7 card spinner racks and counter displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":67608972067125,"sku":"LOOKATYOUFESTIVECHRISTMASCARD10126","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":67608972099893,"sku":"LOOKATYOUFESTIVECHRISTMASCARD10126","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/files\/Look-at-You-Being-All-Festive_Card_Mock.jpg?v=1790856086","url":"https:\/\/shadyfront.com\/products\/look-at-you-being-all-festive-christmas-card","provider":"Shady Front","version":"1.0","type":"link"}