{"product_id":"in-banana-years-youre-bread-birthday-card","title":"In Banana Years You're Bread Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"39\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"39\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ripest Joke on the Rack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"40\"\u003eThere is a fine line between \"aging gracefully\" and \"expiring.\" The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"40\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003e\"In Banana Years You're Bread\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e walks that line with a hilarious visual metaphor that resonates with anyone feeling a little past their prime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"41\"\u003eThe design features a vintage-style illustration of a very brown, spotted, overripe banana holding a single red party balloon with a look of utter exhaustion. The text \"In Banana Years You're Bread\" delivers a punchline that is both adorable and devastating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"42\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"42\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy Stock It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"43\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"43,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"43,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUniversal Relatability:\u003c\/b\u003e Everyone understands the \"banana lifecycle,\" making the joke land instantly without explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"43,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"43,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCharacter Appeal:\u003c\/b\u003e The personified banana character adds a touch of whimsy that softens the \"you are old\" insult, expanding the potential audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"43,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"43,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile SKU:\u003c\/b\u003e Works for anyone from a 30-year-old friend to a grandparent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"43,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"43,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStandard Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Sized to fit all standard A7 fixtures and spinners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"44\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"44\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"45\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"45,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"45,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct:\u003c\/b\u003e Greeting Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"45,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"45,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5\" x 7\" (Standard A7 Size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"45,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"45,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Vintage Illustration \/ Character Humor \/ Aging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"45,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"45,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":52345285181749,"sku":"INBANANAYEARSCARD012726","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52345285214517,"sku":"INBANANAYEARSCARD012726","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/files\/In-Banana-Years-Youre-Bread-Birthday_Card_Mock.jpg?v=1769529900","url":"https:\/\/shadyfront.com\/products\/in-banana-years-youre-bread-birthday-card","provider":"Shady Front","version":"1.0","type":"link"}