{"product_id":"here-we-f-king-go-again-garden-flag","title":"Here We F--king Go Again Garden Flag","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ujudUb\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"36\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"36\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRise and Shine... or Whatever\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"37\"\u003eSome people wake up ready to seize the day. The rest of us wake up and say, \"Here we f--king go again.\" This garden flag is for the latter group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"38\"\u003eThis design perfectly executes the \"subversive cross-stitch\" trend, blending wholesome imagery of bluebirds, sunrises, and mushrooms with a bold, profane reality check. It captures the exhaustion of modern life wrapped in a deceptively cute package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"39\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"39\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It Sells:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"40\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"40,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"40,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Stop \u0026amp; Stare\" Effect:\u003c\/b\u003e The contrast between the sweet, \"Grandma's needlepoint\" aesthetic and the F-bomb stops customers in their tracks and guarantees a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"40,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"40,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTrending Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Fits perfectly into the popular \"Cottagecore\" and \"Goblin Mode\" trends that embrace cozy visuals with a cynical attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"40,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"40,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMonday Morning Mood:\u003c\/b\u003e Universally relatable for anyone with a job, kids, or a pulse. It’s the perfect anti-morning person statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"41\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"41\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"42\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"42,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"42,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\" x 18\" (Standard Garden Flag Size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"42,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"42,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Poly-poplin-canvas fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"42,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"42,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 6oz (Substantial, quality feel)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"42,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"42,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e Same design printed on both sides, sleeve top for hanging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag Only","offer_id":52311333765429,"sku":"HEREWEFKNGOAGAINGARDENFLAG","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garden Flag with Pole","offer_id":52311333798197,"sku":"HEREWEFKNGOAGAINGARDENFLAG","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/files\/Here-We-Fucking-Go-Again_Garden-Flag_12x18_1.jpg?v=1770596101","url":"https:\/\/shadyfront.com\/products\/here-we-f-king-go-again-garden-flag","provider":"Shady Front","version":"1.0","type":"link"}