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We specialize in \u003ch3 style=\"display: inline; font-size: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none;\"\u003esubversive and pop culture stationery\u003c\/h3\u003e that captures the raw, unfiltered essence of your customers' lives.\n\n  While your shoppers may come in for \u003ch4 style=\"display: inline; font-size: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none;\"\u003estreetwear\u003c\/h4\u003e or \u003ch4 style=\"display: inline; font-size: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none;\"\u003ecollegiate apparel\u003c\/h4\u003e, these cards are the proven winners that drive repeat business at the register. We apply the same high-fidelity \u003ch5 style=\"display: inline; font-size: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none;\"\u003escreen printing\u003c\/h5\u003e standards to our paper goods as we do our \u003cstrong\u003eapparel\u003c\/strong\u003e, ensuring every joke and graphic hits with maximum impact. Our inventory includes everything from dark birthday humor to the \u003ch5 style=\"display: inline; font-size: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none;\"\u003ethe nitty gritty\u003c\/h5\u003e of real-world sentiments that corporate shops are too afraid to print.\n\n  By choosing Shady Front as your \u003ch6 style=\"display: inline; font-size: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none;\"\u003eclothing store brand\u003c\/h6\u003e partner, you gain access to ready-to-ship \u003cstrong\u003etees\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003et shirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, and accessories that set your business apart. Our cards are built for the rebels and misfits who appreciate gallows humor and cult-cinema references. Ditch the generic retail fillers and \u003cstrong\u003epick up\u003c\/strong\u003e the latest subversive designs that resonate with the modern misfit lifestyle. Explore our full wholesale catalog today and discover the conversation-starting products that define the current subversive landscape.\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"christmas-good-greeting-card","title":"Frankenstein \"Christmas Good\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eOl' Frankie doesn't understand much, but he does enjoy a good cup of hot cocoa and a lively holiday celebration. Although He stays far away from the yule-log. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":49737178677557,"sku":"FRANKCARD","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52368408641845,"sku":"FRANKCARD","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/products\/Christmas-Good_2e2225ba-f5b6-440e-87b1-2c338fe38359.jpg?v=1777897512"},{"product_id":"filthy-animal-good-greeting-card","title":"Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eI believe you...but my Tommy Gun don't. Merry Christmas!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. 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Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":49740974489909,"sku":"KDBASKCARD","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52384366035253,"sku":"KDBASKCARD","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/products\/Get-in-the-Basket_a7f76b75-a712-480a-856e-447285ded558.jpg?v=1777897550"},{"product_id":"i-chews-you-valentines-day-card","title":"Jeffrey Dahmer \"I Chews You\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe're all hungry for love and affection. Some of us just have larger appetites.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. 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These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. 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These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. 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The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eGacy \"Pogo the Clown\" Greeting Card\u003c\/b\u003e features the infamous alter-ego of John Wayne Gacy, making it a must-have for true crime enthusiasts and collectors of the macabre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThis is a niche, high-impact item designed for oddities shops, tattoo parlors, and alternative boutiques. It taps directly into the massive cultural fascination with serial killers and true crime documentaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It Sells:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShock Value:\u003c\/b\u003e It immediately grabs attention on the rack and serves as a conversation piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTrue Crime Trend:\u003c\/b\u003e With the explosion of podcasts and streaming series about serial killers, merchandise like this is in high demand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCollector Appeal:\u003c\/b\u003e Fans of dark history and murderabilia are constantly seeking unique items that can't be found in big-box stores.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Professional luster greeting card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank (For a message that is strictly between friends)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":49737260532021,"sku":"GACYCARD","price":1.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52345360974133,"sku":"GACYCARD","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/products\/Gacy-Happy-Birthday_Card_Photo.jpg?v=1777899423"},{"product_id":"johnny-cash-birthday-card","title":"Here's a Card and Some Cash Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe only Cash that truly warms the heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. 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The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003eGive Yourself Over to Absolute Pleasure Greeting Card\u003c\/b\u003e brings the chaotic, seductive energy of Dr. Frank-N-Furter to your shop. Inspired by the ultimate cult classic, \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"200\"\u003eThe Rocky Horror Picture Show\u003c\/i\u003e, this card is a guaranteed hit for anyone who loves the night life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThis is a versatile seller that works year-round but flies off the shelves during Halloween and Pride seasons. It targets the massive, multi-generational fanbase that has kept the midnight screenings alive for decades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It Sells:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCult Icon:\u003c\/b\u003e Tim Curry's performance is legendary, ensuring instant recognition from customers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Messaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just inviting someone to the lab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNiche Appeal:\u003c\/b\u003e A strong performer in record stores, vintage clothing shops, and alternative boutiques.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Professional luster greeting card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank (For your own wild creations)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":49744543416629,"sku":"RCYHRCARD","price":1.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52345350193461,"sku":"RCYHRCARD","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/files\/Give-Yourself-Over-to-Absolute-Pleasure_Card_Mock.jpg?v=1777899461"},{"product_id":"snoop-dog-happy-birthdizzle-birthday-card","title":"Snoop Dog \"Happy Birthdizzle\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe D-O-Double-G of Birthday Cards.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eBow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eSnoop Dogg \"Happy Birthdizzle\" Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e brings the laid-back West Coast vibe to your greeting card rack. Featuring the most recognizable face in hip-hop, this card is the ultimate way to wish someone a happy birthday, fo' shizzle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eSnoop Dogg has transcended music to become a global pop culture icon, beloved by everyone from stoners to grandmothers. 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These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. 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These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":52345385910581,"sku":"3970","price":1.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52345385943349,"sku":"3970","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/products\/Star-Wars-I-Know_Card-Photo.jpg?v=1777901018"},{"product_id":"made-for-each-other-valentines-day-card","title":"Frankenstein \"Made for Each Other\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue love is eternal. 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The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eLebowski \"Cheers to You\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate way to abide. Featuring the most relaxed anti-hero in cinema history raising a White Russian, this card is perfect for congratulations, birthdays, or just taking it easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe Coen Brothers' masterpiece has a dedicated, almost religious following. This card taps into that \"Achiever\" demographic perfectly. 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