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It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. 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These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 5x7 inches and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":52345402196277,"sku":"UNABOMBERCARD061422","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52345402229045,"sku":"UNABOMBERCARD061422","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/products\/Unabomber-You_re-the-Bomb_Card_Photo.jpg?v=1655218845"},{"product_id":"south-park-towelie-wanna-get-high-card","title":"South Park Towelie \"Wanna Get High\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHow long's it been since you had a nice burn, huh? Twenty? 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It taps into the universal language of \"sports hate\" and makes for a hilarious birthday or \"just because\" card for anyone with a rival jersey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It Sells:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Guy\" Market:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a card that guys actually want to buy and receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFantasy Sports Appeal:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect accompaniment to a league trophy (or a last-place punishment).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUniversal Rivalry:\u003c\/b\u003e Works for every sport, from NFL to NHL, making it a versatile stock item year-round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Professional luster greeting card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your own trash talk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Card and Envelope Only","offer_id":52345404195125,"sku":"SPORTSCATCARD072522","price":1.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Retail Ready Packaging","offer_id":52345404227893,"sku":"SPORTSCATCARD072522","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9417\/products\/I-Secretly-Root-Against-Your-Teams_Card_Photo.jpg?v=1658761892"},{"product_id":"the-simpsons-groundskeeper-willie-card","title":"The Simpsons Groundskeeper Willie Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eNobody wears their heart on their sleeve like Willie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. 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